Funny Retirement Cards

Retirement in the family means more time for advice nobody asked for. Dad now has forty hours a week to explain the dishwasher, and a father-in-law can tell you how to fix your lawn full time.

Send one to a retiring parent, grandparent or in-law. The front says who it’s for, the card opens to the punchline, and your note sits right underneath.

This collection has 14 funny retirement ecards for Dad, Mom, your Brother, your Sister, your Aunt, your Uncle, Grandma, Grandpa, your Mother-in-Law, your Father-in-Law, your Brother-in-Law, your Sister-in-Law, your Stepmom and your Stepdad. Each one opens with a click: the front sets up the joke and the punchline waits inside, with your personal note printed right underneath. Add their name, write your note, and send it by email or text, right away or scheduled for the day. Cards are $2.99 each, with a 5-card pack and an annual pass if you send a lot of them.

14 cards · $2.99 each · personalize and send in minutes