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Front of the Dad retirement card: To Dad, on your retirement. Happy retirement, Dad.
Dad · Family House

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Funny Retirement Ecard · No. 2473

“Happy retirement, Dad.”

For Dad: Grill master. Thermostat guard. Has a joke for that.

The front reads “To Dad, on your retirement: Happy retirement, Dad.” The punchline is inside: click the card to open it. Your recipient opens it the same way, with your own note right underneath.

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